Original Advice
“DO: Carry water and mints before long events.”
Hydrate Your Punchlines, Arm Your Poise
Your timing fails when your mouth sticks to your teeth. Dry tongue, stale breath, fuzzy head—mediocre at best, hostile at worst. You know this, yet you wing it, then wonder why the room feels heavier than your punchline. Control the small variables. Water keeps cadence. Mints cut dread. Preparation isn't cute; it's dominance. Show up supplied, or watch silence climb onto the mic before you do.
Humor is a body sport. Hydration sharpens recall, cools panic, smooths delivery. Mint resets the palate and the room; it signals you care about shared air. You build empires from checklists, not from vibes. This is the same craft. Pack the kit: bottle, mints, backup mints. Make your deadpan wet enough to glide. The goat climbs because boots are laced, not because rocks are kind.
Cosmic Context
Saturn rules your punchlines the way it rules your deadlines—through structure and stamina. As an earth sign, your humor lands when your systems do.
Action
──────Pack a water bottle and mints in your bag today.
✨ You are allowed to overprepare and still call it charisma. ✨