Original Advice
“DONT: Text jokes while driving; timing isn't worth it.”
Park The Punchline. Drive.
Your hands are not for performing. They are for steering a ton of moving metal through fragile lives, including yours. You think timing is everything. It isn’t when velocity enters the scene. One emoji at the wrong second becomes an obituary with excellent punctuation. Kill the impulse. Miss the moment. Keep your pulse. The laugh can live without you. You cannot.
Your humor works because you land it. Landing requires control, breath, distance. The road already demands all of your control. Divide it and you lose both shows: the lane and the line. Let silence be your punchline until the engine sleeps. Draft the joke in your head, not your thumbs. Deliver it parked. The applause is better when everyone arrives.
Cosmic Context
Saturn governs Capricorn with clocks, not cymbals. Your status is forged in restraint; the goat ascends by refusing to slip.
Action
──────Enable Do Not Disturb While Driving before turning the ignition.
✨ You are allowed to be unfunny until the car is off. ✨