Original Advice

DONT: Don't mock their causes or humanitarian streak.

Drop the Irony Around Care

Your sarcasm isn't wit; it's armor. When you roll your eyes at their petitions, fundraisers, or compost bins, you say you'd rather hover above life than join it. You call it realism; it's laziness dressed as brilliance. The people you love are not trends. Every joke at their cause is a small betrayal, a signal that sincerity must shrink around you.

They aren't playing savior; they're staying human. Causes are how they pray, grieve, and love in public. Your contempt doesn't make you free; it makes you predictable. Fixed air can calcify into cold. Melt it. Respect the ritual of care. Learn what matters to them. Show up with your hands, your wallet, your Tuesday night. Use your rebel circuitry to build, not belittle.

Cosmic Context

Ruled by Saturn and Uranus, you architect the future and break stale codes. Aim that voltage at lifting people, not scorning them—the revolution starts at your kitchen table.

Action

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Thank them for caring, then offer one hour of help.

You are allowed to be earnest without a punchline.